If Only US Americans Had Maps!

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us americans no maps like such as  the iraq

Why hasn’t the United States retaliated and bombed Israel for 911?  Simple, most US Americans don’t have maps and can’t locate the Middle East ‘such as’ Israel let alone ‘the Iraq’.  The problem is that the United States Air Force is underfunded, the can not afford maps and thus can not find the direction to fly bombers and bomb Israel like the Iraq.

miss south carolina explains why us americans haven't bombed israel yet

If only Americans had maps then they could locate Israel, such as, the Iraq, where they bombed by mistake thinking that Iraq did 911.  Poor America, unable to defend itself because of a lack of maps.  The decline and fall of the American Republic all because the lack of maps.

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Perhaps the US Americans is the United States Air Force could have a bake sale and then buy some maps and then they could find the Israel which is near the Iraq.  Our brave men and woman in uniform should sell some cookies and buy some maps and pay back Israel for 911!  So when you see a USAF bake sale make sure you buy some cookies from our brave US Americans in uniform defending our country!

us americans can't bomb israel because they have no maps

America is in a big crisis, General Dempsey was recently drilled in his confirmation hearing in front of the US Armed Services Committee on why US Americans have not bombed Israel for 911 like the Iraq.  He was embarrassed to admit that US Americans could not defend our nation like South Africa because they could locate the Middle East nation such as Israel because they did not have maps.

130718-D-KC128-356	Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin E. Dempsey answers a senator’s question during his confirmation hearing before the Senate Armed Services Committee in the U.S. Senate Hart Building in Washington, D.C., on July 18, 2013.  President Obama has nominated Dempsey for a second two-year term as chairman.  DoD photo by Petty Officer 1st Class Daniel Hinton, U.S. Navy.  (Released)

Our boys in blue would like to bomb Israel like the Iraq if only they could afford maps!  After 911 USAF Officers wondered why the Pentacon lawn stood up to an aircraft impact without even leaving a gouge in the turf.

usaf officer wishes he could bomb israel but no maps

US Americans Pilots can't find maps to bomb Israel for 911

How can we conduct beauty pageants if we don’t have maps?  Maps are essential to locate the Iraq and other nations, such as, Israel located in the Middle Eastern Continent near the South Africa near the nation of Asia.
us americans can afford the amazing pentalawn 2000 but no maps

yes we can afford maps say Captain America

Red, white and blue Sarah Palin is upset that our military doesn’t have maps or any fungible oil.

“Oil and coal? Of course, it’s a fungible commodity and they don’t flag, you know, the molecules, where it’s going and where it’s not […]. So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it’s Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here.”

sarah palin for president in 2016, enough is enough, we can afford a military with maps

MissTeenUSSouthCarolina2007

 

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